Sunday, December 30, 2007

Caffeine first, darling...then we'll pretend to listen to each other.

Ugh. Yeah, that's basically it. My current feeling. I went to a wedding today, which although very pretty, was one of the worst ones I've ever been to. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely love the bride and her family. Very close friends for a long time. But, most of the people that attended were people I went to high school with. And frankly, if I wanted to still talk to them, I would. But since I don't, then it really wasn't that great to see them. Just a bunch of snotty, private school kids. No one ever grows up. They just get older, and have more responsibilities. So, it was just a "ugh" kind of evening. There. I vented. Happy now?

Anyways, I have started to run across these absolutely hilarious photos and phrases. Wow, when I first saw them I seriously thought it was too good to be true. I almost cried I laughed so hard. They're all these old, retro-looking photos of housewives doing routine things, but with serious sarcasm laced over-top. I'll share my favorites. These first five are all ones that I feel can describe me, almost perfectly. After you read them, you'll get the idea.










So, as you can see, not only were those perfect (and practically life-altering over here), but pretty much the funniest thing since....well, er....actually, there really never has been anything as funny as that. And while going through all of them, not only did I find those, but I also found some that are absolutely representative of people I know. In fact, some of them are so-on-the-nose that it's almost scary. I'm not going to say who they are, but if you think you're one of them...well, let's face it: you probably are. And I'll tell you, if you really have to know. Haha.












So, that's that. Sorry that it was an uber-long post. But, most of it was photos anyways, so it's not like it was a big deal. It's like those thick children's books that are all pictures, and like three words. Seems intense at first, but when you really get down to it, it doesn't say a thing. Basically the same as this, except the kids probably wouldn't get the humor.

Chau.