If I'm silly, then you're dangerously unbalanced.

So, I am one of those sick people who love commercials. You know, those pesky interruptions during your favorite television shows which you all claim to never watch? Yeah, those things. And by that I mean, I love only certain commercials. Some are just so hilarious, and/or inspiring that you can't help but laugh or swoon whenever you see them. So, in honor of those little vignettes that are life-altering, I've decided to post them on here. Enjoy them. Or don't. It's your choice.

As "dark and twisty" as this commercial is, I cannot help but laugh myself absolutely silly whenever I see it. I mean, those little cannibalistic children are so sweet and innocent looking, that you'd never expect it. And besides, what parent allows their kid to invite one of their friends over, just so they can eat them for desert? Yeah, it's great. I love this more than you could possibly know.


Not only do I adore Peyton Manning, but I love Mastercard commercials. It makes me want to break out and say things are "priceless" on a regular basis. And Peyton could not be funnier than he is here. I mean, who wouldn't love to go and do that in real life? Wow, amazing stuff.


So, this guy is probably one of the most unobservant people on the entire planet, and that is what makes it so great. His complete lack of tact and severely diminished social skills make this one of the best commercials. It will forever have me using the catchphrase "Hey, homeslice".


Don't get me wrong. I don't believe that if everyone in the world suddenly did nice things for each other that everything would be automatically perfect. I just really like this commercial not only because I love this song, but because I like the idea of doing nice things for others, just cause. Not out of obligation, but out of the goodness of their own hearts. [insert sappy sigh here].


This is by far one of the funniest commercials I have EVER seen. Granted, you have to be able to make fun of Germans and understand puns at the same time, but still. The greatness of this clip really cannot be measured. In fact, my mere words seem to be clouding it all right now. It's just that good. Oh, yeah.



Well, I guess that's all for today. I'm off to practice, which should prove to be very exciting and hopefully worthwhile today. I mean, one can only hope so much, right?

[edit]: Practice was a little less worthwhile than expected. Not only did I have one third of my girls not show, but the other coach didn't come, and it was just blah. So, there.